King of the castle.
Every light switch is his light switch. Every room deserves another tour. Yes, even the garage.
TITLE: EXTREMELY PROUD OWNER✳ WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
Home sweet
Nick’s home.
New keys. Big dreams. A whole new reason
to stand in the driveway with his hands on his hips.
Shoes off. Compliments welcome.
NEIGHBORHOODSUPER
HOA MAN★ LEGEND STATUS ★
Yep. This guy owns a house.
HOA MAN★ LEGEND STATUS ★
A LITTLE HOUSE PRIDE. A LOT OF NICK.SCROLL ON, NEIGHBOR
HOME SWEET HOME ✳ LAWN LOOKING GOOD ✳ HOA APPROVED ✳ LIVING THE DREAM ✳
01 / THE GOOD LIFE
Some people buy a house.
Nick unlocked a whole personality.
Welcome to his homeowner era. The pride is real.
The following job descriptions? Slightly less official.
Grass enthusiast.
It’s not “just a lawn.” It’s a living, breathing opportunity to nod approvingly from the sidewalk.
HOBBY: ADMIRING THE PROPERTYHOA superhero.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear a Buc-ee’s hat and have a very good feeling about the neighborhood.
SUPERPOWER: MAXIMUM HOUSE PRIDETHE UNOFFICIAL HOMEOWNER OATH
“I solemnly swear to turn every
quick trip outside into
a full property inspection.”
— The spirit of Nick’s homeowner era
02 / HOA HEADQUARTERS
With great property
comes great
responsibility.
Step into Super HOA Man’s office. Pick a neighborhood proposal and submit it for a deeply unofficial ruling.
Entirely for laughs. Zero actual HOA authority.
NEIGHBORHOOD REVIEW DESK
AWAITING VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS
The imaginary clipboard is ready.
THE KEYS ARE HIS. THE JOY IS CONTAGIOUS.
Here’s to making
himself at home.
To new beginnings, good neighbors, and a place to call your own.
Congrats on the new home, Nick.